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Frothy Santorum Comes Up Inches Short Again

Rick Santorum (his friends call him ‘Frothy’), came up just a little short last night in the Michigan primary, and has to be feeling just a little inadequate this morning.

A week ago it was looking very good for Frothy, and he really had a shot at winning in Romney’s home state of Michigan. But Santorum couldn’t keep his dirty little potty mouth closed, and we got to see what a President Santorum would look like. Called ‘Mussolini-esque’ in his manner of speaking by some reporters, The Frothmeister let it be known that things like birth control, college education, and blah people were not part of a Frothy America. Once the electorate, and especially women, saw what he was all about, Santorum lost his chance to dislodge Romney from the thrown.

You lost your chance Frothly because you’re a hater. That’s too bad, because more then we dislike you, we enjoy seeing Mittens sad.


 

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