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Jon Stewart On WH Visits: Obama Wanted to Know Why I’m ‘Such an Asshole’

Jon Stewart commented on the media furor over his “secret” meetings with President Obama in the White House.

“It was a roundtable meeting with the President, Elvis — still alive — Minister [Louis] Farrakhan, and the Area 51 alien,” Stewart quipped. “We opened with the traditional Saul Alinsky prayer, sucked on the blood of the righteous, and took turns f*cking a replica of the Reagan eye socket. The real Reagan eye socket is kept in the Smithsonian and is only f*cked on Christmas.”

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